If you get this recipe right, it will literally be one of the best things you’ll ever eat. The sauce has been in the making for several years. I use it in all Italian dishes now. The smoky bacon tofu is spot on. It actually tastes like bacon when warm and ham when cold. I destroyed my kitchen in a hurricane of destruction getting the recipe right.
First of all I was just going to do the sauce recipe for you and totally cop out on the bacon by using chorizo.
I decided against it. I used chilled smoked tofu to make some seriously awesome bacon. 🙂
2 white onions, peeled and chopped
1 clove garlic, peeled and chopped
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
1 tbsp sugar
2 tins of chopped tomatoes
1 tsp of chilli paste
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp oregano
Half a pack of wholewheat spaghetti
1 block of smoked, chilled tofu
Half a pot of paprika
1 tbsp salt (separate from previous salt.)
1 tbsp yeast extract
First of all get your pan on for the spaghetti. I am lucky enough to have a spaghetti pan. Fill with water and a dash of salt. Allow water to boil first if you don’t have a spaghetti pan. Otherwise throw it straight in.
Press the tofu. I’m not fancy. I use a large pot of sesame seeds and a sieve. Leave that pressing whilst you prepare the sauce.
Get the sauce going now. Fry off the onions, garlic and chilli for a few minutes until soft. Add the chopped tomatoes, red wine vinegar, salt, sugar and oregano mixing frequently and keeping on a low heat.
(A good tip for chilli is to go to the supermarket late at night and pick up a big bag that has been reduced to 9p. Blend and then pickle with olive oil and balsamic vinegar to get a lovely big jar of chilli paste you can spoon into multiple dishes.)
Get a frying pan on with a good amount of oil in it and your stove should look something similar to this.
Cut your drained tofu into pieces the size and thickness of your little finger. Pour the paprika and salt onto a chopping board and mix together with your hands. Place your yeast extract as a dollop on the side. One piece at a time, cover the tofu in salt and paprika. Then using your finger, smear yeast extract on both sides. Stick this in the pan and allow to brown for 2 minutes on each large side. Taste it as soon as it’s cool enough to put in your mouth. Does it taste like bacon? If the answer is yes, do the same with the rest. If the answer is no, add more yeast extract each time until the answer is yes. I went through quite a lot of tofu before I got this right. It’s not really an exact science unfortunately. One thing is true though, it bloody well tastes more like bacon than anything I have ever tasted since becoming vegan.
They should come out like this:
Not pretty I know, but don’t worry. Taste is what this dish is all about.
Drain your pasta and mix in with the sauce straight away. Sprinkle the top with your tofu bacon that you’ve now cut into cubes. (Do not mix the bacon through.)
Serve straight away or eat cold for lunch the next day.
The sweetness of the sauce should balance the smoky, salty flavour of the bacon.
I hope you enjoy this. I know it’s not the prettiest or the most comprehensive recipe in the world, but do you know what? The best ones never are.